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When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.
Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.
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A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
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1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!
Dude, you're such a chode pony.
Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
A fresh dick that is wide but small
Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.
When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas
Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good
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