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When vaginas meet in sexual intercourse.
"Yeah Jessica and Victoria clam hashed so hard last night."
An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.
She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.
A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
The Female version of a “cock block”
She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .
With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.