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The act of farting after freshly pooping and showering where there is less risk of stink.
Did you just fart?!??!
Don’t worry. It was a clean butt fart.
When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out
Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”
When Sara was topping off Johnny she started by cleaning his pool , so he would cum quicker .
It is a common knowledge, that if we don't clean our plates, no prince will come. Many talented artists have written songs about this theme. Usually grandma warns their grandchildren that in case they don't clean their plates well, no prince will come and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives.
Harry Styles doesn't have a girlfriend. It seems like no one warned him about t
cleaning his plate. That's so sad. So remember to clean your plate!
When a girl gives a guy a handjob
Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"
Dave: "I can't go out for beers until I finish cleaning my grill."