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When a girl gives a guy a handjob
Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"
It is a common knowledge, that if we don't clean our plates, no prince will come. Many talented artists have written songs about this theme. Usually grandma warns their grandchildren that in case they don't clean their plates well, no prince will come and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives.
Harry Styles doesn't have a girlfriend. It seems like no one warned him about t
cleaning his plate. That's so sad. So remember to clean your plate!
When Sara was topping off Johnny she started by cleaning his pool , so he would cum quicker .
When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out
Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro
Dave: "I can't go out for beers until I finish cleaning my grill."
A cleaned up rat is when a person from your friend group gets their eyebrows done and looks like a fucking queen doing so. This may result in the other members of the friend group to make fun of you, but it’s all because they’re jealous they haven’t gotten their bushy ass eyebrows done in a hot second
girl #1- I got my eyebrows done bitches
girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though
girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎