Clowned-down

The act of making fun of someone mercilessly in front of a crowd.

"Mikey was talking all types of shit, so Clint clowned his ass down in front of everyone, including that bitch Monica that Mikey liked."

"Yeah I heard that son, he even started crying."

"He got clowned-down to the ground."

"Clowned-down to the ground in China Town son."

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Clown Syndrome

Genetic disorder presented in a set of abnormal facial characteristics including; a pale white complexion, a bulbous red nose, red coloration around the lips, and a pair of stripes of varying color painted vertically over ones eyelids. Mild to severe mental humerosity is an additional effect of "clowns".

Bob: i dont like people wit Clown Syndrome.

Jill: well your going to have to get used to it because they're here to stay.

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Clown Pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.

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Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.

Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.

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Clown Shoes

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

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Clown Talk

Talk that is indiscernable whether the person be drunk or on drugs or just talking too deep for another person to understand.

I couldn't understand what my dealer was talking about. He was speaking in "Clown Talk".

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Clown Car

Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.

I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.

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