A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.
My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!
This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.
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This word has various meanings. 1) someone working overtime (see Nervous Nigel). 2) a state where someone has drank a wee too much coffee. 3) in certain circles, another way of saying gumf. 4) a phrase volvo_man made up because a bloody spider crawled up and over his computer screen a few times at super speed. Yeah, you shut up.
Badlino: "must work...must drink...COFFEE."
Groot: "Hey man, i think it's time to lay off the caffine. you've gone coffee happy, man."
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When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.
Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew
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When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it
Jack - here's a coffee Jodie
Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you
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The act of eating an anal creampie some time after the initial deposit has been made giving ample time for the deposit to cool and change colors to brown.
Matt drive Kelly to work in exchange for an iced coffee.
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The act of putting crushed ice in your ass, ejaculating in someone's mouth and squeezing in the ice. Gargle and ENJOY!
Crystal loves "Ice Coffee" on a hot day.
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To have an extreme case of diarrhea. In having a severe case, one would be 'making strong coffee.'
Every time eat the ribs at Momma's house, I have to go home and make coffee.
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