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Younger girls often date older men who are in college. Often times they believe their college boyfriend's are 'MEN' and don't act like little 'BOYS' when in reality college boyfriend's are BOYS looking to take V Cards from younger girls in High School.
"Last time I went to see my College Boyfriend, only to realize he was with Alison that weird virgin girl."
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The world’s most expensive form of contraception.
Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”
Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”
Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
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when a person realises that their' bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.
chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in
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An especially large chug from a bottle of liquor. The term is used when the drinker is greatly experienced as often comes with 4 years of college. Thus is born the College Pull's counter part: a "High School Pull"
Peter: Let me get a sip of your rum.
Charlie: Sure
*GULP GULP GULP*
Charlie: What the hell?!?! I said you could have one swig!
Peter: It was a College Pull
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The sound that college students make representing excitement. Usually accompanied by one hand holding an alcohol filled red cup and the other hand in a "Rock On" sign.
Walking down frat row, you hear a college woo coming from a drunken crowd: "Go Bears! Wooo!"
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A shitty high school on Phillip Island, Australia. Only dumbass rich people and smart people go there without realising that it’s not even that much better than Wonthaggi Secondary College and costs too much
Diesel: You’re a Nerd, you go to Newhaven College
Dion: Just because I go to Newhaven College doesn’t mean you can be a jealous bitch
Diesel: Shut Up Nerd
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richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry
"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"
(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"
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