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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection
Boy: I got that darth vader condom
Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom
its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜
beanie baby condom? i love them