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I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.
Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.
I just used the garage couch.
lazy person
Loves to be unproductive
My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days
A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.
Lizzy, You are playing like you should be sitting on the loser couch with Blake!
the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.
"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."
A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.
Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!