Adam Hooker spent the night with Balham's most agressive Shoe shine cowboy.
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A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.
That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
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When you pull your nuts over your belt buckle and present them to someone. You then use a catchy phrase when they get caught looking. Something like, You must have some Indian in you the way you keep staring at this scrotum pole.
Cowboy Belt Buckle = Kyle buckled the entire office at Seacor’when a picture of his scrotum hanging over his belt buckle was sent to them by a snitch ass Captain. It was nuts.
When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.
1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."
2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."
3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.
EwBoiEJ/Cowboi Rat is the most friendliest girl to be friends with, shes a crackhead half of the time too! Shes also very caring with her friends.
ImJustArlo14: OMFG Ily, EwBoiEJ!
EwBoiEJ/Cowboi Rat: Ily, sis.
A male who was born in the city by parents that have no ties to the south, has not spent more than a vacation in the south, nor has any southern qualities... Listens to modern country music, but pretends to like the classics. They might hunt and wear camo or flannel but its mostly designer brand. They often drink a lot and then the pretend accent really comes out. Chances are these guys are young and act like they want to fight but always back down.
Look at Jon in his camo hat driving his dodge truck with normal tires blaring Florida Georgia Line... I bet if that pussy ass yankee k mart cowboy threw a punch it would feel like flowers hitting you in the face...
cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men
When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.