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not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.
I was driving around drinking and couldn't find a restroom so i had to crack the corner.
When you're addicted to eating macaroni.
Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?
Matt: Crack a roni.
Ryan: Sweet.
Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van
Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it
I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.
My girl likes me to crack the saucer.
My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.
A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.
Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer