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Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...
She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.
Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
Commonly used, by inmates, to describe an attractive anus hole
"Whoa! Commissary owes me some Chap-Stik!... I done blew all MINE on HIS, back-dick.''
this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick
I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!
A dick that remains flaccid.
Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.
Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
Give or receiving sex bareback
My ass is purring like a kitten. I love it when you skin dick me with your solid 8 inches.
Like click bait but purely for men. Those fake accounts who follow you on insta for a day with fit as fuck profile pictures and dodgy links in the bio.
Me: Check her out, she just followed me on ig
Mate: Dude, she got some crazy phishing url.....she's pure dick bait.