I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

Did you fuck destiny?

Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?

Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."

Did a LuTON

When the battery of your phone/power tool/hybrid/EV explodes in a manner reminiscent of the destruction of Luton Airport Car Park

Did you hear Dave's hybrid exploded yesterday? totally did a LuTON and took out Walmart

do did will

A slogan for mass shooters (true ones). When a real mass shooters yells do did will, the closest mass shooter will come up to them knowing that they're a member of "shooter hideout".

dam: DO DID WILL
jorcgsd: DO DID WILL