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When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer
A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.
Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.
okay! how start? he is so handsome, when I met him .... he was being difficult, but I was always there because he was the guy who drove me crazy. I think he's the love of my life, he's my safe place. when I feel bad I go to him and he makes the moment happy.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.
Diego Torres Portal, te amooooo
de tu dropet pig
When a girl is giving you oral and starts using teeth, instead of telling her to stop you grab a basketball and hit her in the head with it.
Charity was giving me top, it was so bad I had to use The Diego tactic.
The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.
Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.
A finished Pexico player who has only scored 1 goal in 3 years at Real Betis.
Top 10 Best CONCACAF young players
1) Alphonso Davies
2) Gio Reyna
3) Tim Weah
4) Christian GOATlisic
5) Yunus Musah
6) Weston McKennie
7) Jonathan David
8) Serginio Dest
9) Jedi Robinson
10) Ricardo Pepi
Diego Lainez doesn't even come close to my Top 10. He is officially the most washed up player in CONCACAF.