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'durry' is Australian slang for a cigarette
she was smoking a digital durry
Digital Rot is the feeling of malaise and ennui which results from hours spent in a decadent, ceaseless activity, be it watching TV, listening to music, playing video games, watching porn, scrolling on social media, but is usually a combination of all of these things. This does not *have to* result from screens and digital activity, but it typically does.
While similar to mind rot, digital rot seems to be an exacerbated form, in that digital media is far more accessible, and allows a person to sequester themselves in a dungeon of their own creation for years at a time.
>A few students show up to class, John, Jack, and Jacob.
>John stares at the board aimlessly for the whole class, not writing anything, and blankly staring and glancing around the entire room.
>Jack, whispering to Jacob: "Is John okay?"
>Jacob, whispering to Jack: "He has digital rot. His girlfriend left him, so he stayed up all night doom scrolling, watching porn, and playing video games while messaging me about how sad he was."
>Jacob pokes John in the shoulder
>John has no reaction
>Jacob, whispering: "See?"
>Jack: "wow. He needs to go to church."
>Jacob: "Yeah."
The result of a rear entry finger blast
Husband: Fancy a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight dear?
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...
An area in which digital communication fails, such as a cell phone call dropping.
Sorry dude I lost you in that digital hole, my service sucks!
A relationship that primarily takes place online with little to no physical or in person contact.
Typically takes place solely over the phone and includes romantic texts, talking about being together, and soon saying I love you, as well as starting a relationship with someone, all without actually meeting the person behind the screen.
Hey, did you ever text back that guy who dm’ed you?
-Nah, I’m not looking for a digital romance, I want something real.
"Digitally Fused" refers to the state of being constantly intertwined and reliant on digital technologies, to the point where the boundary between the online and offline realms becomes blurred.
Ever since acquiring their advanced augmented reality glasses, the youth of the future have become digitally fused, effortlessly navigating between virtual and physical realities with seamless integration.
Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass
*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*