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everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
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Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.
Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.
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October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!
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A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.
I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.
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It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass
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Could either mean that someone is a party animal but it is also exactly what it sounds like
"They are such a rainbow light up party dildo" or "they used a rainbow light up party dildo"
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What you say to someone who is being cheap.
Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."
Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
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