A sweet, beautiful woman who comes off innocent ... Only to trap her prey and violate them in the most perverse of ways for her pleasure... Then discarded after being stripped of dignity in the most savage and sexy fashion
*john comes home
Roommate: "have you been crying???"
John: "that date was going great, then she took me home and went Dirty Yvonne on me"
Roommate: "she was so pretty and seemed so innocent tho?"
John: *sobs uncontrollably
Roommate: *embracing John "there, there"
A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.
"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"
A fine Ass Female all the guys want but are afraid to say anything because they think they be shot down.
I want DIRTY Sarah so bad but I'm so shy and way out of her league.
A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets
Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason
hmmm. dirty cate. interesting name right? well let me tell u exactly what it is. fucking someone so hard and being so passionate because there is not a single thing you would want more in that moment than for them to be inside if you.
The act of getting fisted by a blind man with his sleeves over his hands in the back of a car. Then proceeding to squirt in his blind eyes and cure his blindness. When he finally see’s you he gives you UCAS points, shits himself and then kicks you out the car and drives away in his shit stained, STD riddled golf.
“I finally passed my driving test, can’t wait to give this girl a dirty Faye”
Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.
Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:
"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"
"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"
Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>
Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"