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Narcissist ass douchebag

David Huish

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"

by bitchyghost September 30, 2018


schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".

"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"

by not lakepants February 16, 2024


Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010


Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 4, 2011


Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.

On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag

by DocEMT February 16, 2021


Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag

I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!

by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021


dipdidee douchebag

A stupid douche.

That guy is a dipdidee douchebag! Ri

by Ripster1234 January 9, 2013