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(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming
Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down
“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”
“An absolute bum or “weak” person, Or very basic”
“Ugh are you serious, he drives a Tacoma? A Tacoma Driver is defined as someone who cannot be taken seriously
A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.
Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!
A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"