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An obsessive and knowledgeable fan of Bob Dylan
That Dylan Freak knows not only when the last time Most of the Time was last played live but also the band personnel at the time and he didn't even look it up.
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A place where children hide, they fear never to return. The only two people who have ever returned from the black hole is Tala and Jean Micheal, from a brave adventure that lasted 50 minutes in Dylans bedroom. The children need wheel chairs.
"Dylans asshole sucked in the world"
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A person with black hair and is a friend to all. He looks like an ape's asshole but is still a rad guy to party with.
"yo dog you hear about dylan wright, he got the shit raped out of him last night.'
9👍 3👎
A complete beast at baseball and football. He is ripped and is a great friend. Chicks dig him and he has a amazing work ethic and everyone likes him. He is good looking dude
Who is that
That is Dylan B
He is hot
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Someone who is good at cards against humanity
OMG! Look at Dylan Pulver! He is winning our game of cards against humanity!
5👍 1👎
Only the nicest sexiest hottest man that has ever walked the earth. He is humble and kind and I could cook bacon on him, and I would eat it off his torso if he let me. If you see me dead it is cause I finally met Dylan O'Brien and had a heat stroke and a panic attack all at once and died. Lord help Dylan he is to perfect for us. We do not deserve his amazingness and perfectness and handsomeness and everything about him makes me speechless. FUCK you if you don't like him, he is a angel that must be protected at all costs
Person 1- I would let Dylan O'Brien suffocate me with his thighs.
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck
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One badass motherfucker. He will fuck your bitch, then slap your mom.
I wish I was as cool as Dylan Stephens.
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