eating cookies

A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Wanda best lose some weight dog, she's eating cookies.

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Eating people

To murder and consume other individuals for nutrition.

"I cant stop eating people!"
"I LOVE eating people!"

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Eat a dick

A phrase used to describe something distasteful.

Madonna's music eats a dick.

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eat cat

Something that many Asian's have done.

<Husband>"Me got cat!"
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."

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eat the dog

Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.

"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."

"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"

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eat me

saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you

I would let Dylan O'brien eat me.

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eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

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