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When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”
“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”
I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick
Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Extra intelligence is Exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range
Extra intelligence is the exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range (EI)
blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.
bright eyed lions sure is retarded
some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself
bright eyed lions sure is a retard
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I'm sorry... your son... is blue-eyed!!!!!!!!!
I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake