Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.
You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.
Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.
You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her
A word used to describe a really stupid person.
Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!
only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.
A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.
“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night”
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now”
Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.
Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.
Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord