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metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.
She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
A person with a toxic personality, who needs to learn that karma is coming for them.
Ella is such a fake friend! They always got something to say about someone!
We know!
A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.
Friend: “I’m pretty sure (Name) is using you”. (Y/N): Yeah, she seems like a Fake Friend.
to bullshit or to play and fake around. can be a person, place, or thing
what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling
you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
That fold in a chick's jeans, in the crotch area, when it looks like she's got a dick.
Look at that chick sitting down-she's got a Femi-Fake