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The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.
You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.
The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."
"Don't give it to me!"
When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.
My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.
A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.
I have a sore throat due to student flu