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To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.
Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"
this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick
I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!
Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...
She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.
Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility
Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...
Someone who is obsessed with or always talking about guys, could be both male or female.
1.Gregg is the biggest dick-chaser, he talks about Tom all day.
2.Gregg is dick-chasing Tom, tell him to stop.
3.Pamela is totally dick-chasing me bro, did you see her at the party?
Like click bait but purely for men. Those fake accounts who follow you on insta for a day with fit as fuck profile pictures and dodgy links in the bio.
Me: Check her out, she just followed me on ig
Mate: Dude, she got some crazy phishing url.....she's pure dick bait.
A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
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