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The only band I've ever listened to who have successfully made a depressing song about pirates. Dude, thats just wrong...
Example of Senses Fail's depressing pirate lyrics:
This captain goes down with his ship,
All hands on deck, stand hip to hip.
I shout the orders, shoot to kill.
<inaudable whiny screams meant to sound "hardcore">
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To fail at something in such a manner that it is on an epic scale. An epic fail is typically so tragic or humiliating, it may actually be seen as funny to spectators of the event. Typically, the person or persons who took part in or caused the epic fail do not find such hilarity in their failed endeavor so easily. Pwnd is often an accurate word to describe such failure, but is not always a good word for the situation.
Tom: Man, did you see that kid who tried to climb that fence over there? He slipped and got a major wedgie!
Jerry: Dude! That is such an epic fail!
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Harry: I can't believe I just embarrassed myself in front of all those people by tripping and falling off the stage during my lecture on fruitbats today...
Voldemort: Yeah, but that was one gnarly epic fail, dude!
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A social fail is a person with no friends. Can also be applied to someone who always do stupid things in public.
Have you met the new girl downstreet? She doesn't have many friends aronud here.
No, she is a social fail.
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1. The state of failure which surpasses all understood predisposition(s) of pity in other said parties which might witness the particular failure in question.
2. A current, customary form of expressing displeasure to the shortcomings or maladroitly behavior of another - especially behavior seen as excessively thoughtless, prone to failure, foolish.
3. When the external efforts intended for good by a group or individual become undeniably and universally accepted as worthy of ridicule, yet at a much broader scale, "epic fail", a failure which surpasses reason or explanation, laughter is stifled and time stops for a short period of time to mourn the presence of the said failure in question
4. (Religious) When Satan and/or Lucifer(as depicted in scripture) looks upon the failure of a said party and either feels jealousy toward the chaos they have caused or contrary to his mythical nature begins to actually pity those who are instigators of an "epic fail."
5. The United States Government(past, present or future tenses aside, as well as any party, idealism or administration).
The increasingly held view that The United States Government has, for some time, even to the most current administration, despite all arguments of one party or the other, has failed and is doomed to always fail beyond redemption or hope.
6. Senator Howard Dean.
7. John Edwards' Haircut.
8. Dan Rather.
"Johnny tried to asking out the girl of his dreams and farted because he got nervous - Epic Fail."
"Josh tried to capture the rare White Siberian Tiger on photo as he became one the luckiest men alive in witnessing the existence of such a rare animal. As he tapped his camera for an exposure, he realized that he forgot 1) to empty his memory card to make room for the perfect shot and 2) Remove the lens cover. Epic Fail!"
"He tried to show of his 'fly ride,' yet as he tried to 'peel out' he accidentally shifted his vehicle into 'neutral' instead of 'drive', causing his engine to race very high and eventually backfire. Epic Fail. Oh yeah...and his ride was an Oldsmobile. Epic Fail #2."
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Larger than failure. Often results in embarassment and laughter from your peers.
Girl: Did you see Mark try and ask Karen out?
Guy: Yeah! It was an epic fail!
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When an unattractive girl does something that, if she were hot, would be sexy.
That camgirl commits terrible porn fail. Vote down!
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The opposite of bomb dot com. The act of failing so hard you get your own e-mail address and a sad e-mail along with it.
Dude 1: yea she totally rejected me
Dude 2: i saw, fail @ gmail.
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