dougie fresh

A stud who hits bombs for the Boston Red Sox. Also the pocket hand 2 8 in holdem poker.

Person A.) Wow, Dougie Fresh is just hit a bomb.
Person B.) Yeah and he is a stud.

also

Mark - Wow I just got Dougie Fresh, I am pushing all in.

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FRESH OFF THE GREASE

You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.

Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.

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fresh trimmed pricklies

The 5 o'clock shadow that appears on your sack the following day after you shave.

Drew has red hair and decided to shave his balls and the following day his sack had grown red, fresh trimmed pricklies.

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fresh fit friday

the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.

chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"

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Fresh like Fergus

Super-cool and untouchable, 007 meets kanye west.

"Man, that suit is lookin' Fresh like Fergus on you!"
"That chick has a Miley Cyrus watch, so Fresh like Fergus."

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As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

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Poo Poo Fresh

Adjective: Denoting something that is exceptionally fresh or new. Can be used to describe trends (i.e. fashion/music) or produce.

Wow! These tomatoes are poo poo fresh!

That new Ke$ha song is so poo poo fresh!

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