deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

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fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

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fried chicken lovers

being racist when your drunk

I'm a drunk nigga, here with my fellow fried chicken lovers, meg and jenna, sipping on some grape soda... currently waiting for compton ass terry.

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Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

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deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

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Fries with your eyes

Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.

Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.

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Russian Fried Chicken

The act of one having sex with a chicken before killing, cooking, and eating the chicken.

I can't wait to get home tonight, i'm having Russian Fried Chicken!

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