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A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.
Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."
Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)
Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"
The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.
It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.
My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville
The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.
I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!
When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.
I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.
A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.
Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.