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While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.
Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"
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A long warm-up session for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal before the final that oppose them.
Nadal and Federer will make it to the final of this Grand Slam tournament. The only question is how many sets will they drop on the way.
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A rip-off japanese Super Mario game which uses assets from several other games and has the title 7 Grand Dad. Made populair by a youtuber in recent history after which it became a meme unknown by most {normie}s
OMG, IS THAT 7 Grand-Dad YOU GOT THERE?
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City in Southern Arizona best known for the amount of stray animals and snow birds.
"Hey man want to go to Casa Grande Arizona?"
"Hell no! All the people in CG Chat are arguing over what the old Sam's Club parking lot is being used for."
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When a girl is sucking a guys cock, the guys hits her over the head with a baseball bat and knocks her out.
Bro, I fucking grand slammed ur mom last night
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A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
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