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touch it. now.
a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.
Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now
Verb
The act of throwing grass at oneself
"Now get out of here before I grass you!" He said while chasing the intruder.
A source of life that lives everywhere on earth and also the deadliest weapon against "discord moderators" or any games, only high level chads can touch grass.
Op1 : Go touch grass
Genshin Impact Player : *dies from no social life*
Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?
Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground
Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'
Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.
*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.
Billy: Wtf is that shit.
Jay: nah bro i been sweatin at COD so hard lately
Wilson: go touch grass bro