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holy ballsanga

When a holy figure directly applies his balls to another person.

Jesus has his holy ballsanga.

by Ass Jockey January 23, 2008


holy skeet

exclamation, such as, "Holy crap!" used in times of suprise, shock, confusion, or awe.

"Holy skeet! Whats going on here!"
"Holy skeet! you got tickets to the Strokes concert!"

by Alee July 09, 2005


holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

by conclusion of fury June 01, 2010


Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 15, 2012


HOLY SLAPP

This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.

I will use my HOLY SLAPP against you

by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 09, 2020


holy kamoley

Holy Kamoley. Specifically to be used when one witnesses Jesus Christ in his second coming, descending to Earth from the Skies on a Velociraptor and Joint in his hand.

HOLY KAMOLEY! ITS JESUS!!!!

by Hopeful_atheist November 26, 2013


Holy Pancake

This Is A Scrumptious Pancake Forged From Heavens Gate On Thanksgiving Day, The Devil Did Not Make These Because He Is Too Sinister To Make Something So Sweet.

I Enjoyed Myself A Holy Pancake And Got Purged Of My SIns

by Russell Dorgan December 22, 2006