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This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.
Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
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On instant messengers, when you receive the message, "You've been homo bombed, homo." And the postee immediately signs off before you can make a response.
"You've been homo bombed, homo."
John Smith is offline.
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"Half Homo" is a derogatory term used to describe a straight man who exclusively engages in anal sex with women. A man who is half homo does NOT engage in any homosexual acts with men, however he does forsake vaginal intercourse and is only satisfied by sodomizing women.
Katie: Lets have a quickie!
Jacob: Ok, but only if I get to pound that ass.
Katie: Why don't we ever have normal sex? Are you Half Homo?
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something that sucks or is gay
guy 1:i broke my leg last week guy2: thats so homo status
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Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or are unsure who the office homo is, its you. Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
"That bloke is talking about Kylie Minogue again."
"Yeah, he's the office homo."
"Ah."
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A person who relentlessly hates gay people and seem to contemplate killing them
Guy: I don't understand it, his Dad is gay yet he seems so homo-cidal
Guy #2: Excactly...
Guy: Oh...
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a specie who lurks in the streets of san francisco, so incredibly queer, he even makes gays boners droopy.
(on animal planet) oh my lord, we have spotted the homo unerectus. notice the pink jumpsuit, assless chaps, and a dildo up his ass.
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