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The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.
Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.
When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.
I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.
Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney
The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued
A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.
Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!
A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.
Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”
Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”
Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything”
Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”
A human trannypede, a human centipede made entirely of transsexuals.
“Jeez Phill that human-trannypede of yours is getting long”