walking taco

a walking taco is a when any/all the taco fixings you want are added to a bag of Fritos and you can "walk" away with it. (as seen on David Letterman 6/4-5/07)

I had never heard of a walking taco until watching Letterman last night. Does this mean I need to get more? Probably not.

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Dog walk

When a whiny conservative takes a shot at a famous female rapper on twitter and it backfires on her when the female rapper replies with a factual tweet.

Tomi was just dog walk by Cardi b

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a walk in the park

a walk in the park is a game where you quote Jurassic Park (the movie) in your best Christopher Walkin voice.

it's just a walk in the park


You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

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take a walk

to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.

Ever since the cops came and shook down Sammy Blue Eyes, I take a walk to discuss important business.

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walking the dog

the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.

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walking video

Similar to the face video, except the singer is in motion instead of static. Examples include Ladyhawke's "Paris is Burning" and Mia Doi Todd's "My Room is White".

1: Dude, your walking video does not make you look harcore. Sorry, fail.

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Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

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