crimp cut

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick?
Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

jesus cut

Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.

I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

cut corners

To do a task in a half assed manner.

The detectives in the O.J. Simpson investigation cut corners and O.J. was set free.

Slupper cut

An upwards open palm slap delivered to the bottom of ones jaw. Derived from the combination of a slap and an upper cut.

"Do you want to get slupper cutted?! You best shut your mouth if not!"

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"