Ear Rape

When you and another person are sharing headphones and one of the people yanks the earphones out of the person's ear. Can also refer to earphones getting yanked out due to the wire getting caught on something while the person is in motion.

James ear raped me when he jumped out of his seat.

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Ear Plugs

When two guys simultaneously ejaculate in a girls ear canal.

The other night, Serg and I gave Danielle ear plugs during the gang bang.

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pearl earring

when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, damn! looks like a pearl earring

thats my own creation. my wife hates me.

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play it by ear

the wrong way to say "play it by year"

Tom: Let's just play it by ear.
Jeb: What?! That makes no sense

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Cross earring

It basically states a sign of homosexuality if a male were to rock this so called « drip’.

Check my cross earrings

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elephant ears

Slang for large male testicles in the context of a large shaft.

I draped my elephant ears on each side of her forehead while she sucked me off upside down on the bed.

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ear wax

after blowing a hot, sticky, seminal load in a person's ear, this is the seepage that cums out (pun intended)

After my drum solo, my girlfriend needed a rag and a whole box of q-tips to clean up the ear wax.

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