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When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.
Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?
Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.
Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
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The hours between midnight and dawn, when it's morning but it's totally dark and no one's up unless they absolutely have to be.
Go to bed early, hon. We have to catch the bus at dark o'clock in the morning to get there on time.
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A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.
Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up
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When you say hi to a hot girl via speakerphone while simultaneously parting your buttcheeks and farting.
I called Nicole this morning to see how she was doing and I started off the call with a Tokyo Good Morning.
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the continuation of "late-nighting;" the act of waking up hungover among a large group of friends, usually co-ed, in various beds and couches... then the group proceeds to go eat an unhealthy, delicious breakfast, watch hilariously terrible movies on demand, and review digital cameras for evidence and stories from the night before
(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)
Friend: "Hey, why weren't you in class this morning?"
Girl: "Oh, I woke up at the Green House, so we all just laid around early morning-ing...watching "John Tucker Must Die" and eating egg McMuffins... the usual."
Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."
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When people collaborate in the morning and vape.
As billy hit his vape he knew he had a fine morning chief session.
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When you make up, not hungover cause you’re not a pussy, but with a way to fat girl. However, when you’re about to leave you spot a strawberry up her coochie.
«damn, last night, i woke up to astrawberry morning. tho i couls barely see it»
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