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When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.
Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.
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When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet
"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"
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When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
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To get showered with a girls pussy and have her love juices splash and squirt all over you.
I was sucking my girlfriends pussy last night and I was getting a pussy shower all over my face as she came over and over again!
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A term referring to masterbation.
Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.
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Scouse Shower (n)
When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.
"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.
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When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.
Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.
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