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When the IRA came to your door to do a kneecapping, they'd tell the person to get their dirty jeans on so they wouldn't ruin a clean pair.
IRA: Get your dirty jeans on
MAN: Shit
IRA: Looks like we're good to go.
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to go outside and smoke weed
You guys wanna go slap Mr. Green Jeans?
those ugly jeans that have multiple layers and usually has rips that are covered with fabric, these are worn by white boys who think it’s a “fashion statement” when it’s just plain ugly
guy: u like my jeans?
girl: no they’re ugly white boy jeans
please just fuck me,kill me please i love you so much why cant you be real. If you hate jean why are you here
a: oh who do you love from the knights of favonius i like-
b: The one and only acting grand master jean
a: ew anyway i like keay-
b: tf you say jean has more mommy milkers that keaya
Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
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When one rubs another person's genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.
Julian: Dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
Ben: Naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
Julian: Did you cum?
Ben:... Yea.
Julian: Ew
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A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
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