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Receiving a tattoo in exchange for a sexual favor
In exchange for recieving a tattoo, I was reluctantly providing manual masturbation to the artist, like a Jerri riggin
The guy with a really cool guy and outfit in Scott the Woz. He is not a licensed therapist but if he was he would be a night therapist.
Person 1: Bro I'm about to Jerry Attricks
Person 2: You're about to therapy?
Person 1: yeah
History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried
"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"
"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.
"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."
A name given to people named jared
A: Bro is that Jerry Berry?!
Jared: Yes