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When you, or somebody has keys in their pocket it means that they have really boney hips, or the area below the hip, but before your leg starts. If you have "keys" in your jean pocket, you have a boney butt. #skinny #keysinmypocket #iwantkeysinmypocket
Jessie: "Hey you see that model, she got keys in her pocket!"
Callie: "Yea she is real skinny, but a nice body. I want keys in my pocket."
Keys In your pocket- the effect of a slim body making it appear you have a car key of some sort in your legging side, or jean pocket.
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The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max
"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."
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Couples that don't talk or hang out
Austen and sj are low key dating
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"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams
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After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into the house hold, Another must take all 88 keys and ram them into your ass, after seeing how many you can fit in the ass, its the others turn. Who ever can fit the most keys up their ass wins. The winner gets to punch the loser in the stomach until they blow chunks all over the dead hobo. The loser must also eat the hobo's giblets (see watery giblets), while being pissed on by a dog.
Wow! i heard emily and jimmy practice the Piano key Rampage every night! I guess she always loses! No wonder shes a fat whore!
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Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
The most loving person you will ever met. First name is a dope ass name. Middle name is a sexy ass name. Last name is a bad ass name. Don't fuck with them the will beat your ass if you fuck with them the wrong way
Damn Ryley Ari key seem dope.