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Last Thing I Heard On The Radio

The common excuse for blurting out a song at random moments, usually during a car ride in the morning to work, or just early in the morning. People are usually shocked and confused by the outburst, and, most of the time, ask "what was that?"

Wayne: Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!

Casandra: What was that?

Wayne: Sorry, It was the last thing I heard on the radio this morning...

by Kyle C. Eakin August 15, 2008

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

by JMC70 February 11, 2018

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese April 25, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nice guys finish last

True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.

Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)

by TheRealNiceguy January 14, 2022

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


faded in my last song

sad song about how they cant get laid

faded in my last song soty.

by softieeyong November 6, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


this one nigga with the last name goodman

gay ass retarded monkey

Oh hey did you see this one nigga with the last name goodman?

yeah he’s a faggot face

by Urinal Chocolate Cake February 14, 2020


Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 8, 2020

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž