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Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.
I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.
When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.
that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.
Shows up on time, dresses appropriately, stinks, shows up on time….
Dang! An Lai back at it again!
The art of taking a shit....
Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung