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A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.
I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.
I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
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Low, slow & easy is a saying for pilots to say in FSX when preparing for an emergency landing that contains an impact into a ground that is not a runway. Stay low, go slow, and take it easy.
Pilot: We are going to pull a Sully Sullenburger, we are landing in the Salt Lake.
Background Pilot: Low, slow & easy.
when you make very poor judgement on something.
You had to stoop so low when you hit me in the face?
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a person who fucks a lot but acts like he or she is innocent to the world of sex, but when you get them to bed, they turning your ass out!
Lets say you start with being kissed by a low key freak and the next thing you know you in a promiscuous position being attacked pleasurably, or standing/lying naked as your low key freak is sucking you up.
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It’s the same as high key liking someone. It’s used either when one doesn’t want to say I love you because that’s too far. Or when someone just doesn’t fully love someone yet and are still trying to figure out there feelings, but they know that they like this person a shit ton.
(Possibly Greek) guy: I low key love you
(Possibly Foxy) girl: I low key love you too
Guy: dude I low key love chocolate
Guy #2: bro I gotta look up the definition of that, but I think I get the gist and I agree.
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1.An attractive looking car that might occasionally turn you on.
2.An offencive move where someone tries grabbing the testicles and ripping them out with their bare hands.
1. That soccer player almost low sacked the goalie when the game was over.
2. That low sack really wanted me to rub my hands on the engine.
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The opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have sex below the surface of the earth. Also applies to submarines.
Guy #1: I heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. Apparently he joined the Mile Low Club.
Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.
Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
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