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Mason is a term for whenever you wanna confuse someone, so call them Mason, as they will be extremely confused since their name will most likely NOT be Mason.
"Okay Mason"
"But my name isn't Mason"
"It is now."
The coolest guy on planet earth is super funny and likeable. Likes to play video games and play sports and have fun.
Friends 1: OMG he's so hot I cant stopppp
Friend 2: OMG, it is another Mason??
Friend 1: YES, How did you know.
I have feelings for him but will never tell him. I could have but I didn’t. I was scared, i still am. Very big heart, very attractive, kinda perfect in all aspects. Deserves a good girl that will reciprocate his compassion and love. Wish i could give that to him but that’s ok
Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Mason is the most adorable and kindest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there when you need him, he deserves the world. He’s so caring, generous and such a sweetheart. He treats you like a queen and treats you with the respect and kindness that you deserve. He’s so trustworthy and so loyal. Many of you don’t deserve him to be your friend. He’s such a funny guy, you’ll always be laughing when you’re with him. Mason is such a beautiful soul, he doesn’t measure his self-worth by how others look at him. He also does not look down upon others because of how they look either. He is such a humble person. Whenever you’re with him you always feel at peace. People always take him for granted and don’t appreciate him the way he should be appreciated. He’s so loving and deserves so much love. Mason is such a compassionate and understanding person, he would never judge you. He’s a very emotional person though, and will love you endlessly. Mason is such a goofball and will drive you literally insane, but that’s the best part about him. He loves Batman, baseball, and hot wheels. He’s such a little kid at heart. Mason is such a beautiful person. He will always defend you in anyways and won’t let anyone disrespect you. He’s such respectful a guy, your family will love him and always wants him to come to family events. I love this man with my whole entire heart, and I’m so glad I have this man in my life. Every time you go out with him he’s always watching you and always get you something.
I love you with all my heart Mason.