Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.
woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!
The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them
Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah
When a person does not believe in water nor soap.
"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!
someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.
Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!
Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!
It obliterates, disintegrates, annihilates you. Often replaced with "Jugular Hamster" , "Tubular Pornstar" or "Binocular Master"
Stranger: Are you a Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
We need to gather the village folk and chase this 'chillage monster away. Be for we are all doomed to the big chill.