He poured me a mug of dick and it was good to the last drop
They're fake.
Guy: Yo where'd you get your mug from?
Guy Who Bought Mug: I got it from Urban Dictionary! You can pick any word you want and its definition and get it put on a mug for $32.95! Just look at these Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews!
Guy: You know these are fake reviews, right?
Guy Who Bought Mug: what
Reverse Mugging
Past tense: Reverse Mugged
Verb: Giving somebody your money by force against their will.
This guy kept doing jobs for me free of charge, I was sick of his altruism making me feel bad so I reverse mugged him by threateningly demanding he take my money. It was a reverse mugging
When you have reached peak enlightenment, occurs after an extended period of nofap.
Person 1: "bro I'm having a mug moment"
Person 2: " nice, how long?"
Person 1: " 2 months"
A moment where anything is possible but one thing happens.
"COOKIE LIPS-"
"This is a mug moment right here."
What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.
1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
Look down, I broke the 4th wall.
Hey, it's not a mug... is someone talking to me?
Help- Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mug.
Thing that isnt a mug.