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-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"
A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
It means you are gay.
Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
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Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.
It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!
Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms
When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit
He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.
When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.